Oh, look – MMC’s posting pictures of watches again. Yes, it’s a rather nice GW-5000, the one with the proper screwdown back and metal inner case (G-Shock nerds only need apply). But it’s the time on the screen that’s significant, not the watch.
On 10 December last year, just before 10am, I was away with the fairies as surgeon Mr Tristan Barton, quite literally, screwed my leg back together after I’d bust it in three places. I’d rather stupidly fallen down some concrete steps near the Kennet & Avon canal just outside Bath.
As I was tucking into my post-surgery lunch (bloody good it was, too) I quietly set myself a challenge. This time next year, I decided, I’d run the 4.5 miles from the start of the Kennet & Avon at Sydney Gardens to the Dundas Viaduct at Monkton Combe – where I’d fallen. As I could only ‘walk’ on crutches at the time and was going up and down stairs on my arse, I thought that was a decent enough goal.
Christmas and January were, with huge frustration, spent on crutches and trying to run a business from the sofa. I was out of plaster on February 16th and into physio on the 20th. My wonderful NHS physio Rona signed me off on June 10th and I started running (ok, shambling like a sack of cats) again in mid July. Rather than being my usual baresark, know-it-all self, I did a proper couch to 5k plan and built up slowly.
Jo Whiley did most of the encouragement when I felt like slinging it all in. The sheer humanity of ‘Don’t hate me – it’s time to run again’ always made me smile and yomp a bit further.
By the end of August I was up to 5k again and the screws were still holding my leg on. The NHS had done their usual fine job. I was delighted that I could start running regularly again from the office; there’s a gorgeous route that goes along the Windrush valley.
So, early this morning (timed to match when I’d gone under the knife last year), the ever-patient Pip drove me to the start at the edge of Bath, wished me luck, implored me to be careful and not end up in the canal, and waved me off.
So in 3 degrees, hacking sleety rain and a river of mud I splashed off along a sodden canal towpath – and loved every minute of it. Apart from Pip, who appeared at the bridge over the canal in Bathampton to cheer me on, and a couple of other runners, I had the place to myself.
It’s a gorgeous run, even in the middle of winter. Countryside, canal boats, brick-built bridges and the peace that comes from being alongside water. And, bluntly, the fact I could run at all.
Pip, ever indulgent, was waiting again in the hacking rain on the last bridge before Monkton Combe. As I ran the final few yards towards her and the viaduct, you could probably have used my grin to power the national grid.
I know proper runners (and probably a few who’ve never run in their lives) would sneeze at my crappy 12 minute mile time. But, given the mess I was in this time last year, I’m just pleased to have been able to do it at all.
I’ll be raising a glass this evening to John and Stewart, the paramedics who scraped me off the path last year with a huge amount of good humour, Caroline (world’s finest brownies) and her superb team at Bath’s RUH Casualty, the kind and patient Steve Laver, my anaesthetist, who is reassurance personified, Mr Tristan Barton for some damn fine surgery, physio Rona, Ms Whiley, my business partner James who acted as my unpaid driver to innumerable meetings when I was plastered and – of course – the utterly amazing Pip, who looked after me better than I deserved despite still being on crutches herself.
And, post-toast, I’ll be avoiding concrete steps.